Jimbo Jones Mobile Game Review - Vidja Basic

Its ME! Jimbo! Jimbo Jones Mobile Game Review !!! #jimbojonesmgr

My vidja game reviews so fire you kint see em. The Karen Nanny pullz me vidjas down so you cantz gawlk at em. Why? Cause I get I get wild on the Shine and get to tearin up stuff on them games. My Sniper Elite 5 game reviews not allowed on the internet. They hurts the feelins of the tender hearted.

I try to splain that its a WWII game that has a pack of wild German soldiers after youz. I gotz it set on the hardest level possible with no on screen overlays. Nope. Karen wants to promote bunnies and num numz fur baby.

I go after Das Furher on Wolfe mountain. They catch youz they skinz youz. So you got to sneak extra Pete on them. Like in Sneaky Pete meats Bosch.

If you want to see and hear my wild tropes on the war front you needz to subscribe to my vidjas right here. I only works for drankin money. So youz gets 12 months for a $1 hollar. Thats right For 0.83 1/3rd cents a MONTH you kin suport Ol Jimbo jaw jabbrin and shine knockin back Mason jar antics.

I live on Mac and Cheese, Arizona RX Energy Herbal Tonic, croppies sandwiches and shine. That stuff is pretty cheap. I make most of it me self. With a few hundred followers and loyal subscribers I kin live like the big video game hawg in the sky.

What youz gitz:

Access to all my daily vidja game plays in MP4 format. 1440 X 810. I play in Windowed Mode and set the games so you can up convert or down convert. Allows yous to repost, sell, redistribute, bootleg, horde, mash, hack, strip, archive or burn to DVD. I aint no bidness man. I just need drankin money and pay my internet bill. My content wilder than a field full of scared jack rabits. You gotz my permission to make, trade, profit, barter or freely distribute my game play as anything you like. Aint no copyright legalmumbo jumbo. Youz knows I made it. Youz knows up front that I only need some duckets so I kin pluckit.

This here me truck. Its called The Big Red Drunk

It tow a 5th wheel travel trailer. Gets 2 blocks to 6 gallons!

Comes with TWO living room couches! Front and Back

That right it got 6 tires and 4 headlights. Broke two out to save on lectricty. Go green world!

This where my mobile game bidness conducted. Step side rails there for your help.

Tail gate always ready to flop down and get your tail gate BBQ on. I just pull the string and its party time!

What I need your support for. Atari 400 mini. Limited amounts available. So subscribe so I kin make them game reviews on it. Aint got no $400. Thats stupid crazy money. Only you kin heps me gitz it.

Ahhh the GAWD stick. Greatest controller of all time. Kin play one handed and not spill your beer.,

How it ships. PLEEZ heps me get one! It so shiny and new. But I em poor as hail.

Need the controller so I kin put Yar outa bidness.

Well thats it. I just want to lay around making video games, eat food, drink shine and make vidja game reviews.

I am sorry. Thats the truth. I kint get no jawb because I live in the hollar of Blue tick Crick in Wheeling, WV. Ain't like there gonna be a college or a skyscraper built here any time soon. Its the place wher Lynden B Johnson on his American Poverty Tour was like "Helzz naaa we ain't going there!"

One thing is fur sure as water is wet. You gonna get the rawest most wild and insane entertainment you ever did take a gander at. I have pure 100% mental drunken melt downs when them German Soldiers sneak up and put a cap in my backside on Sniper Elite 5.

You looks one way then another. By Gawd the SOB just shows up and starts a wailin on you. Thin the character lays down and starts a bleedin. Tryin to wrap himself up like a mummy as they be dumpin clips in progress. Like you dead fool! Just go to sleep so I kin restart. But no.. Karl gotta lay there running his dyin mouth like a fish outa water. "I emz bleedin out" No biotch youz dead! Just stop playin like youz gonna make it. You 1, 2, 3 outa here. He wimpers too much fur me. He also runs like a fat boy at an all you kin eat buffet. His lardazz gets stuck on patio furniture while the soldiers are drilling him like a coal mine.

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